Chadar Ochel

'''The Chadar Ochel is both the geographic and symbolic center of camp. We sing slow shira, eat meals, do karaoke night, watch movies, and do so much more in the Chadar Ochel. As the name suggests, though, its primary purpose is a dining room. The campers and tzevet eat inside, kaytana eats in the gazebo, and mishpachot eat outside. During shabbat, you are asked not to leave the chadar ochel until dismissed, but it would be unfair not to mention that people do escape. You can always ask your counselor’s permission to leave.'''
 * 1) Volume is an issue


 * 1) The cheder ochel is a generally loud place. There are an estimated 500 people in the building at every meal, so it becomes hard to hear yourself think. 
 * 2) If you want to leave, consider one of the following options


 * 1) Asking a counselor
 * 2) Sulking and weeping because your counselor said no.
 * 3) If you suffer from the following conditions, please consider investing in earplugs


 * 1) Seizures
 * 2) Headaches 
 * 3) Sociopathy
 * 4) Possessing functional ears
 * 5) Do NOT attempt to leave in the middle of a meal without your counselor’s or rosh Eidah’s permission. This includes:


 * 1) Sneaking out the front door
 * 2) Sneaking out the windows
 * 3) Sneaking out the air vents
 * 4) Sneaking out through the medicine room
 * 5) Sitting at the guard bench to slide your legs over and run
 * 6) Climbing on someone else’s shoulders to jump over the guards
 * 7) Pogo-ing over the door guards
 * 8) Disguising as the hot-water pot and climbing out the window
 * 9) Tunneling into the Beit Midrash
 * 10) Sneaking out in general